222878

Joke of the Day

"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."

"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"

"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"

"I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's called ""What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"""

"How do you make antifreeze? Take away her blanket!"

"What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest."

"Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don't get her a size S with a gift receipt, you're an asshole."

"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"

"I hate when I shoot someone with finger pistols but I forgot to take the safety off so nothing happened and NOW IT'S SO AWKWARD :("

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""