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Joke of the Day

"Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don't get her a size S with a gift receipt, you're an asshole."

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"

"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."

"Why did the chicken... ...cross the Mobius strip?"

"Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like ""Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"""

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"

"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."

"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"