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Joke of the Day
"This whole VW car thing makes me think... ...Have you been mis-sold TDI?"
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"In biology class my teacher asked ""What is most commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" was not the right answer"
"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra."
"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"
"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."
"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."
"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."
"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"
"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."
"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"