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Joke of the Day
"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."
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"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"
"Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little. Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal"
"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"
"What is the TSA's favorite movie? Inspection."
"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."
"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"
"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."
"What does Axl Rose do before he prays? Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!"
"There are two types of friends: Those that keep your car clean And Julian FUCKING JULIAN"