9937
Joke of the Day
"It makes me so mad when people use the word ""gay"" as an insult ..fucking assholes"
Next Joke
"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"
"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""
"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house."
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"
"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"