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Joke of the Day
"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."
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"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."
"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"
"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"
"Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR..."
"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."
"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up What I'm doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"