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Joke of the Day
"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."
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"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"
"If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark."
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
"By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same..."
"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."
"I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night."
"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"
"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."