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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"
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"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."
"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"
"I was undressing a guy with my eyes, but my eyelid got caught on a zipper"
"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."
"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"My sense of humor is a little crazy But the dragon rises into the potassium nitrate milkshake at sundown. It's a good day to be a helicopter."
"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."