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Joke of the Day

"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""

"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."

"told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco"

"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."

"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "