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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."

"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"

"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery."

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"

"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"

"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""