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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
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"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."
"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."
"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."
"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."
"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."
"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""
"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"