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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
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"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."
"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""
"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""
"I just saved a bundle on future college tuition by finding out my 4 year old wants to be a gum ball when he grows up."
"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."
"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"