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Joke of the Day
"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
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"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony. I was born ready."
"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"
"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."
"Just saw an elderly Asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over"
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."
"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"
"Why does Beyonce sing, ""To the left, to the left!""? Because black women have no rights."
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."