200212
Joke of the Day
"Just saw an elderly Asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over"
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"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"
"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."
"What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg? AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."
"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."
"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"I must be ill I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""