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Joke of the Day

"Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time."

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"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"
"I double majored in TV and burritos."
"Q: Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? A: She wanted to be a nurse."
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
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"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."