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Joke of the Day
"First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said ""that's remarkable."""
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"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."
"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."
"Me: I like my coffee like I like my ex-wives. My buddy (rolling his eyes): Hot and black? Me: Bitter."
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"I hate being bipolar, it's great"
"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"
"I'm really good at digging underground to find sources of water. You could say it's something I do well."