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Joke of the Day

"Me: I like my coffee like I like my ex-wives. My buddy (rolling his eyes): Hot and black? Me: Bitter."

"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"

"What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!"

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"What happens when doughnuts join a sorority? They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order."

"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."

"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm"