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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when dudes say ""leave something to the imagination!"" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?"

"How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*"

"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."

"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."

"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."

"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"

"what did the homeless man get for christmas? hypothermia"

"I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, ""Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"""

"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."

"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."