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"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"
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"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."
"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."
"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""
"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"BOSS: There's limited parking at the event so we are going to carpool ME (pulling a pair of floaties out of my desk drawer): oh hell yeah"
"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."