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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you bacteria? Because I know I need you but I have no idea why."

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""

"Hugs not drugs. Except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?"

"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."

"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."

"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."

"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."

"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."