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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
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"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."
"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday"
"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"
"(Date) Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks. Her: You mean panic attacks? Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop"
"Why did the paraplegic man cross the road? He couldn't"
"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"
"Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"