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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."

"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""

"What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place"

"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"

"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""

"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"

"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."

"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."