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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."
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"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"
"I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger."
"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."
"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."
"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."
"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"Cannibal Someone who is fed up with people"
"Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects."