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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."
Next Joke
"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"
"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."
"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"
"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"
"If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol."
"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."
"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""