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Joke of the Day

"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."

"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "

"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."

"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"

"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."