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Joke of the Day
"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."
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"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."
"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""
"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."
"It's hard to sleep with all the girls knocking on my door at night. I eventually had to let them out."
"That awkward moment... ...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"