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Joke of the Day

"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."

"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."

"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."

"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."

"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"

"Figured out how to jailbreak my dog and now I'm running all the cool cat apps on him - watching him go nuts on a piece of string right now"

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms."

"Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become."