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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"
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"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."
"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""
"Did you hear about the hydraulic press? It wasn't very impressive."
"What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!"
"When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to ""make God laugh""? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to ""make God some bookshelves."""
"Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers."
"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*"
"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."