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Joke of the Day
"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."
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"My favorite part of a marathon is... My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka."
"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""
"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
"Did you hear about the blind man walking past the fishmonger's? ""Hello ladies"""
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."
"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"
"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."
"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"