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Joke of the Day
"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."
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"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."
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"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."