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Joke of the Day
"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"
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"My friend has just got back from Africa and isn't feeling well He keeps buying raffle tickets. Im worried he has tombola..."
"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"
"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."
"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""
"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"""The New York Times"" isn't the punchline... but... http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/correction-of-the-day-200768.html?ml=tl_4"
"*sings Hakuna Matata during your meltdown*"
"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"