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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."

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"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"
"My negotiating strategy is to make a skeptical face for one second then pay what the other person asked."
"Modern feminism."
"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"
"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."
"Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?"
"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."
"Nice try, Clooney ""wedding."" I know a casino heist when I see one."
"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
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