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Joke of the Day
"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."
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"*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is."
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"When a Mexican uses the word ""wheelchair"" in a sentence..... ""Hey I only bought one torta but don't worry wheelchair."""
"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"
"- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning."
"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."