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Joke of the Day
"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."
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"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."
"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."
"What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare-a-thon."
"Poor old lady!! I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse."
"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"
"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."