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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts."

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."

"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."

"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."

"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"Why can't you make a movie with with Jewish people smoking weed? You can't show a group of Jews getting baked"

"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."

"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."