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Joke of the Day
"What's a vegetarian policeman's favourite meal? Caesar Salad"
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"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."
"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"Come to the dark side.... we don't pay our electric bill."
"Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett."
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."
"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."
"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."