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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?"

"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."

"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."

"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."

"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."

"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."

"When #EgyptAir announced ""he's not a terrorist, just an idiot"" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me."

"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."

"I like my women how I like my cheese... ...blue, filled with holes, and wrapped in plastic in my fridge."