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Joke of the Day
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"
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"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."
"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."
"Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned."
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."
"When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion."
"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"
"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("