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Joke of the Day

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."

"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."

"What do you call a necrophiliacs erection? Mourning wood."

"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"My favorite Robin Williams joke What do you call a person with both Down syndrome and Tourette syndrome?"

"Why do some people like to date pessimists? All that salt must make them thirsty."

"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."