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Joke of the Day
"Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned."
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"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
"At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: ""Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."""
"I was trying to write an essay about the jews in World War II.. But I just couldn't concentrate."
"Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died."
"[playing limbo at Gary's house] GARY: how low can you go? *i sleep with Gary's wife* GARY: wow, that is pretty low"