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Joke of the Day

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward."

"I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor"

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"""I would describe your butt as a 7/10..."" ""...There's a crack and a hole in it."""

"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""

"I think it might be a good idea to not buy gold right now. Is a statement that is bound to get gilded."

"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."

"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."

"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."