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Joke of the Day

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k"

"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"

"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."

"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."

"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"

"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."

"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""