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Joke of the Day

"Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him."

"How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe? #GrammysRedCarpet"

"With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger."

"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"

"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."