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"Mitt Romney's Presidency."
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"Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face."
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"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"
"3yo: what are you eating? me: [mouthful of cookies] vegetables"
"What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish."
"My first child will be named New Folder."
"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""
"I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means."