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Joke of the Day
"I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 The odds were against me."
Next Joke
"Who are the greatest philosophers today? The TSA. They are always asking people, ""Who are you?"", ""Where did you come from?"", ""Why are you here?"", and ""Where are you going?"""
"Who the hell buys furniture online? Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?"
"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."
"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."
"Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect? It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)"