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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there."
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"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"
"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""
"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"
"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"
"Donald Trump said that all the Mexicans he meets love him... they are always telling him he is a cool arrow."
"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."
"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."
"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."
"What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist? A sociopath sees people as things; a buddhist sees things as people."