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Joke of the Day
"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."
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"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."
"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"
"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."
"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."
"10101 = 20 Sorry, I'm a bit high right now."
"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"
"I was going to join the Preoccupy New York protests... but I have better things to do."
"You have a life"