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Joke of the Day
"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."
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"So a 400 pound lady walks into a gas station to get directions.. she walks in and says ""How do I get to 280?"" A man steps out of line and replies ""I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"""
"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."
"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"What's the best part of a race riot All of the free sports jerseys"
"Well this is awkward. Apparently when my wife's friend invited me over for a play-date I was supposed to bring my kids."
"Need an ark? i Noah guy"