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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bears get jobs in Australia? They don't have the right koalfications!"
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"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
"What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!"
"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""
"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."
"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."
"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."
"What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut."
"Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????"