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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut."
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"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"
"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"
"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."
"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"
"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."
"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."
"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."