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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????"

"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."

"What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"""Expires 4/2013""??? What a boring-ass Snapple Fact"

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."

"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."

"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."

"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""

"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."