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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves ""we should put him back together"""

"What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? I falafel."

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"

"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"

"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"