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Joke of the Day
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
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"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when... You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, ""you make an appeal."""
"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."
"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"
"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."