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Joke of the Day
"Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!"
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"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"
"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
"If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."
"Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein. Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber."
"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."
"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."