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Joke of the Day
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
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"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."
"A reporter asks Chess genius, Gary Kasparov:""What do you prefer -- chess or sex? Gary replied, ""... depends on the position."""
"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."
"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"
"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my wiener in a car exhaust pipe"
"I've been lying on the floor of this Cheesecake Factory for half an hour. Everyone keeps stepping over me"
"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"