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Joke of the Day
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
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"Two fish were in a tank. One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive."
"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"
"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"
"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""
"Today was the annual Running of the Bulls in Spain. So if you're sick of all the fake injuries at the World Cup, get ready for some real ones."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."
"What did the scientist who was conducting sexual experiments on dogs say to his partner? ""If you need me, I'll be in the lab."""
"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."